I know this defies every law of science currently known to mankind, but it's true! This is May, my adorable, talented, very sweet, and formerly very blond niece. "Well, Red Dawn," you are probably thinking, "she just got that color from Clairol, tut, tut." But no, the truth is always more interesting than fiction, and in this case what happened is that ever since she could remember, towheaded May dreamed of being a
redhead! And it has taken 25 years, but all that longing, wishing and hoping is finally beginning to pay off! If you look carefully at her hair, you'll see that the ends are blond and as your gaze passes up along her terrific tresses, her hair gets
redder and
redder! I do believe that in a no time at all May's hair will be as
red as mine! So yes, Virginia, there really is a Santa Claus, if you dream
red long and hard enough, your
redheaded dream will definitely come true!